Picked His Nose While Looking at the Security Cameras

Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women she loves to browse.

Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.

Dear Mrs.Harris,

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store.

We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store.

Our complaints against your husband, Mr Harris, are listed below and are documented
by our video surveillance cameras.

1.В В В  June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s cart when they weren’t looking.

2.July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3.July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.

4.July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, в